Roger & Ebert Award

When a guy inserts 2 thumbs up a woman's asshole.

Mary enjoyed the Roger & Ebert award she received last night.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010

Ebert

A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly

Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???

Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.

by X3Niyah July 30, 2019

Siskel & Ebert

A sexual act in which you put both thumbs in your partner’s ass.

We watched a great movie but the best part was after when she gave me a Siskel & Ebert!
What’s that!?
She put both her thumbs in my asshole when I was about to climax.

by HappyKeister September 17, 2021

Ebert

A good looking person, with a good sense of humour and loved by people .

He got Ebert in him.

by Ebie007 January 25, 2022

Carter Ebert

Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.

"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan

by Kuaneek December 7, 2020

Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021