exaggerection

When a guy lies about his dick size, claiming it's much larger than it really is.

G1: "So how big is he?"

G2: "Well he says he's seven and a half, but I think he just has an exaggerection."

by thevikingbadger March 15, 2015

eager to please

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016

Eager Beaver

Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.

Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!

by morningtea May 4, 2007

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

egger

A stinky ass fart that smells like rotten eggs that causes most in a close radial proximity to feel the need to vacate the premise.

Damnit... Bill just laid one of those stinky ass eggers and now my eyes are watering.

by HotPocket June 27, 2007

Exaggerage

V) To exaggerate, particularly whilst angry or in a 'rage.'

1) Driver: GAH! There's no where to park in this lot!

Passenger: We've been driving around here for like three days now! Why don't you just go park on the other side? There's like five million spots over there.

Driver: Woah, dude. No need to exaggerage.

2) Guy 1: Hey, you with the face! You're ugly!

Guy 2: Man, I'll beat your ass in like three seconds!

Guy 1: Alright...No need to exaggerage.

by Xanoma August 12, 2009

Exaggerhate

-verb (-at·ed, -at·ing), ig-zaj-er-heyt

Hating with the utmost degree.

I can't believe what a hater KK is towards DKel, she's such an exaggerhater.

by TheAntiHate February 25, 2011