Ensom

The coolest and shortest family that ever existed. Originally from England and spread out across Canada, the east coast, some in Fresno, California, and some in Europe. Bud Ensom=Wilshire Paint Company

Those Ensom's are midgets

That Ensom girl is hot

by Ensom girl October 20, 2008

Esso Tiger

In the early day's exlusively gay men worked at Esso stations.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.

"So John, our long work day pumping gas is over and oogling Roger More is over! Please will you let me stroke your Esso Tiger now?* Wink wink*"
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!

by NMFA April 29, 2022

esomnia

Not being able to sleep due to an internet addiction.

"Are you still up?! It's 3AM!"
"Yeah, I have to check my mail."
"Dude, you have esomnia!"

by puntmuts December 25, 2008

Essam

An Arabic name and it is truly beautiful he is a very caring dad and loves to travel!He Will always play with you, when you are down here will always help you back up and he never leaves your side!

Person 1 :wöw i Love Essam
Person 2: Me too!

by @snaptiktoklife March 24, 2019

Essam

A religious relic that originated in Ancient Mesopotamia, mainly representing a shield that was made out of molten iron and bronze. This shield was custom hand-made by a biblical prophet, thought to be King David of Israel.

This 'Essam' Shield had Divine power that can deter and defend the bearer against physical strikes from medieval weapons, as well as defending against evil magical spells.

Saint Augustine pulled his sword out, and pointed it towards the dragon. Before charging, he took cover with his Essam to deter the dragons flames and evil spells that rained on him from the dragons mouth, and delivering only one strike from his sword, the dragon was dead.

by HistoryMajor February 3, 2010

eskom

A lousy service provider that doesn't give anything right.

Eskom: personification of Satan's deviousness

Eskom:Load Shedding, baby!
Eishkom: It's broken
Eskommit(Afrikaans), Dit is domb
iEskomi(Xhosa), Thina abantu ababi

by Roman Soiko March 22, 2008

Eskomo

A very attractive, funny, and all around great person.

Man, Turner is such an Eskomo.

by Eskomo August 7, 2009