epend

1. A VERY COMMON misspelling of the word "depend". Used when high or intoxicated.

2. The state of being a homosexual fish.

1. Write jon, write! Like your life EPENDED on it!

2. Gay Fish: "Like, oh my god, these cookies are gonna go straight to my thighs!"
Fish 2: Wow, you are so epend.

by Jon-o-saur April 16, 2009

Epeolitarian

A person who worships words. Epeolatry as a noun.

Being an epeolitarian means one respects and understands the power of their words.

by Christine Hazel June 16, 2020

eper

the most lovely hooman in the world

i love u eper

by sheyley November 24, 2021

epenis

Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.

A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.

In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.

This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.

by dumass July 5, 2005

epen0s

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

by LilJonWask September 6, 2005

epeen joust

A battle of the epeen, often coinciding with a full clearing of Molten Core in World of Warcraft.

Tim: Its tuesday, time for a MC clearing.
Craig: I challenge you to an epeen joust!
Ban: Oh snap!

by Nylith July 22, 2008

Epec

A somewhat common misspelling of the word Epic.
Often done by the illiterate ZeroTKC

"So Epec right?"
"No, No it's not."

by Disko.Dolphin July 22, 2009