EMS

A neoboard on the popular website neopets.com. Often filled with wannabe emos and goths and posers. If you're remotely good looking they bag on you and make you feel like a flamingo in a pigeons territory. They are against Anime and Twilight so fans beware.
if you are a fan of anime chances are you'd be called a fat crusty weeaboo
the natives dislike fat people, and anyone who want to go to japan
also EMS is highly populated with british people or people of british decent and believe they are extremely smart and believe that any education under highschool is meaningless
EMSer 1: Death Note is my favorite Anime
EMSer 2: ew get off you fat weeaboo
EMSer 3: stupid wannabe Japanese
EMSer 1: but i am Japanese look at my lookie
EMSer: 2: ROFL GTHO!
by azel9205 January 02, 2009
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-Gets text: I'm gonna ems-
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A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D
Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS
by Popcore December 19, 2008
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Early Morning Sesh.
A session of smoking cannabis in the very early morning before doing anything else.
by dealergirl October 11, 2010
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A chatboard on Neopets.com.

Today, it is mostly compromised by n00bs, posers, and ugly, fat, Manga/Anime freaks.
However, a core of the regs of Old EMS still rule.
Judas
Popcore
Taryn
Manda
Alexis
Arcane
Trevor

TJ
Josh
Dex
And the list goes on.
Unfortunatly, maybe 1 out of 5 of regs go on EMS every day.
n00b: omg tnt is SOOO meen they froz my main
Judas: Shut the Hell up, you illiterate idiot.
Arcane: GTHO of EMS. I hear the Newbie boards like people like you.
n00b: omg im reporting u

Judas: I have more accounts, you dimwit.
Arcane: Same here, you dolt.
by Arcane and Judas July 27, 2009
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1.OMG dis is nawt a wurrd!!!! ---deletedlete minimisse--*

2. A sexy little goat that you just can't keep your hands off of.

3. Barbie Vs. Spiderman
1. omg y r u so litrat???/?//
Becuse Ime smartur and mor intellectul than you. I spel corectly.

2. Yo homie, you're all up in my chick!
Sorry dude, she's just so EMSy.

3. OH MY GOD! It's a bug! SIKE.

4. Ok Michael, this is your last warning:
stop cheating on me with little Kelly or I'll put my pants back on!
by Queen Sarah the not-so-thrid December 03, 2005
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Europe MapleStory, a game which makes you become addicted and leeches your money + life.
Ex1:

a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!

Ex2:

You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.

*keeps tapping to ctrl*
by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 18, 2010
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