Dustmond

From New English derived from the has-been hacktor Dustin Diamond.

n. Dust:

1. Something of no worth
2. Debased or despised condition
3. Chiefly British Rubbish readied for disposal

n. Mond - derived from the word Mound

1. A pile

A pile of shit so vile that it serves no known purpose, not even as fertilizer.

That dustmond is so nasty that even Dung Beetles sterilize their bodies after coming within 100 feet of it.

Even a dog raping child molester is a billion times better than a dustmond.

Last one into the septic tank is a worthless dustmond!!!

by 524484452 March 15, 2008

Dustmuffins

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

by `Raptor June 5, 2005

dustbowl

Turning off the water supply to the toilet when you visit someone's house, then flushing the toilet once. The next person to take a crap in the toilet doesn't have any water to flush it down with - and it just sits there.

"That party was getting lame, so I dustbowled that guy before I left. I just found out that some chick dropped a massive duce and had to get her boyfriend to come in and turn the water back on about 20 minutes later."

by Fattooth Electricteeth December 29, 2007

dustman

Although once used in the past by the British to illustrate a person who collects refuse. It has recently been used to illustate a person who is called to collect dead bodies and bring them to the morgue. In some high crime areas (such as detroit) dustmen often will drive around looking for a crime scene and get first dibs on transporting the body.

Police officer to dispatcher: Victim has been shot 10 times in the head. Request a dustman to the corner of Linwood and Grand.

by ChiRex September 26, 2006

dustman

The greatest robot master ever made

Dr. Wily: We need to think of something fresh.. something.. original

Assistant: I have an idea! Let's make a giant vacuum cleaner that will shoot dust

Dr. Wily: hmm... Dustman...

by dizingo October 29, 2006

dustbox

An unattractive women, much resembling a tired old skank, residing in the more arid desert regions.

"Ew look at that dustbox" (walking down the sidewalk in Las Vegas, US)

by SirParadox October 27, 2006

dustover

The hangover-like effects which are experienced the night after heavily abusing Dust Off, a beloved brand of compressed canned air which is normally used to clean computer keyboards.

Steve did half a can of dust-off last night and now he has a pounding dustover.

by cashvegas February 23, 2009