Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.

During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015

dusting off

The act of sharing intimacy between two people while maintaining no physical cantact by using props such as flowers to touch and/or tease the other individual until the climax occurs. Sometimes leads to physical intimacy when neither of the parties can hold out any longer.

1. Dude, Megan and Maddi are dusting off my body right now, I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

2. Did you see Josh Hartnett dusting off that girl in the Movie 40 Days and 40 Nights?

by KC Maddi Poole August 22, 2006

Dusting the Doodle

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke

"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"

by Diesel1308 December 29, 2009

Dusting the Rose

Doing bumps of cocaine off your partner's asshole.

"Where the hell did Bigglesby disappear to?"

"Aw hell, he's probably in the bedroom dusting the rose."

by TRIMROOM March 19, 2014

dusting off

To pleasure ones self. To masturbate

"The hotel i was staying in had free porn so i spent most of the night dusting off"

by SKeL January 16, 2008

Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 6, 2010

dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.

Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!

by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011