The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.
The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.
Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.
One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.
Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.
One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match."
Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
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When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
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a : Code words used by the resistance to covertly identify trump voters.
Literally, the meaning is “a trump voter” in the German language. Donald trump’s father, Fred Drumpf who emigrated from GERMANY changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump upon arriving in America as a superficial means to shed his German heritage and create a more powerful sounding sur name in hopes of enhacing his business ambitions.
b. One that voted for and continues to support donald trump and his administration.
c. The requisite number of urban dictionary reviewers that keep rejecting my witty code phase for the shallow, lazy, fearful, bigoted, misinformed ignoamuses that voted for Donald Trump. See WTF.
a : Code words used by the resistance to covertly identify trump voters.
Literally, the meaning is “a trump voter” in the German language. Donald trump’s father, Fred Drumpf who emigrated from GERMANY changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump upon arriving in America as a superficial means to shed his German heritage and create a more powerful sounding sur name in hopes of enhacing his business ambitions.
b. One that voted for and continues to support donald trump and his administration.
c. The requisite number of urban dictionary reviewers that keep rejecting my witty code phase for the shallow, lazy, fearful, bigoted, misinformed ignoamuses that voted for Donald Trump. See WTF.
Forbes: “Look at that dolt wearing that red MAGA hat after all that has happened."
Emily: “Yes, it is disturbing. We use the code words ‘eine drumpf wähler‘ to identify them to be less conspicuous.”
Emily: “Yes, it is disturbing. We use the code words ‘eine drumpf wähler‘ to identify them to be less conspicuous.”
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The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
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Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!
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