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dry-docking

Rough anal sex without lube, usually done by surfers on the beach.
"Billy was dry-docking Bobby last night and now he is walking like he is bow-legged."
by CaliBoySandyCrotch February 25, 2010
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dry dock

The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.
To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!
by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 6, 2005
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dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.
joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.
by jeff February 24, 2003
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dry dock

A uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around another circumcised mans penis.
I don't feel like fucking in the ass. Cant we just dry dock?
by distraughtsymphony February 23, 2009
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dry dock

The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties.
Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.
by TheNoodler April 21, 2006
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Dry Docking

The act of initiating anal sex without any lubricant what-so-ever, forcing the person who is "dry docking" to "thumb it in", small incriments at a time.
Dude, i totally took it to Browntown last night. She didn't have any lube, so i had to resort to Dry Docking.
by bootyholeblaster September 8, 2011
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Dry Docking

It's when a girl shits into a condom and then uses this as a dildo.
"I was so horny yesterday, i was dry docking all night long!"

"Shut up you dry docker!"
by Ella and Gym December 7, 2006
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