dread mahocus

An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.

"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."

by daisyk January 29, 2010

"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

by exptruth09 May 1, 2011

dread light

That traffic signal in your neighborhood that, no matter how fast you drive, or what time of day it is, you always get stuck at.

Goddammit, I have spent a quarter of my life waiting at this dread light.

by jane stclair February 4, 2009

dread head

1. Somebody with dreads
2. the name of a brand that sells dread products/accessories

1. You see the dreads on that dread head?
All dread heads ain't from jamaica
2. I got some new dread head shampoo for my hair

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

Dread-over

A hairstyle which arranges dreadlocks in such a fashion that they conceal a receeding hairline, or baldness, usually accomplished by sweeping the locs from one side of head to the other (much like a comb-over). Where comb-overs are often held in place by applying copious amounts of hairspray, mousse and other hair products, dread-overs are generally held in place by using bandannas, dewrags, headbands and other devices that hold hair in place.

Did you see that rasta's dread-over?

by Kyle E W November 16, 2010

dread rows

A hairstyle commonly worn by African Americans that is similiar to both cornrows and dread locks; a lengthened version of cornrows.

Guy 1-Yo whats that thing on your head?
Guy 2-They're dread rows dude!

by Smucker S. Honey April 22, 2009

Dread head

Some one who wears dread locks.

That jamaican is a dread head.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012