dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

dousche-a-loosh

One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse

Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh

by Terchek November 16, 2006

Dousche Whibbler

More than a dousche bag or a dousche box or a dousche silo

a term created by sarah silverman

Jay your such a dousche whibbler

by Travis the Tank Engine March 13, 2009

Dousche Lick

An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.

Dude, I hate that guy, he's such a Dousche Lick.

by High Wizard December 19, 2008

dousche waffle

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

dousche fuck

a douche and a fucker in one

Me-Roll you dousche fuck(Saying to friend as he takes forever to roll in monpoly

by ry8an9 October 17, 2008