douchewilder

the highest level of douchebaggery, directly above douchenozzle

Joe: he fucked my girlfriend then nutted all over the back seat of my car!
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move

by hong kong phooey #1 super guy April 21, 2010

douchewipe

anyone who attempts to steal your bike

Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!

by aoine October 11, 2009

douchewhore

<< Slang >> A derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. Particularly used to illustrate someone who abuses power.

(1) Our Calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewhore when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) American politicians are usually tremendous douchewhores who do not represent the interest of their constituents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.

by BSen August 28, 2005

douchewhore

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.

"CHRISTIAN MOORE! you're such a douchewhore when we play Sorry"

by TabethaMcc December 16, 2008

douchewhibbler

a modified version of douche
much like douche bag, douche napper, and the like.

in a multiplayer videogame, for example, "MoFo douchewhibbler double-teamed me!"

by JeffyLikeApples April 5, 2009

douchewhacker

An absolute dumbass.

(while driving) Did you see that douchewhacker cut that guy off!?

by wadicus June 24, 2009

douchechill

Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Wow, Lucas is being a real douchechill.

by tncunnin April 14, 2005