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douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.
Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.
by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019
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Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.
Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.
by shoromeo December 21, 2008
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Douchetag

A dogtag similar to those worn by military personnel. A douchetag is such only when the accused douchebag who wears it has not actually been in the military
"Eww, he got that lame ass douchetag from AX didn't he?"
by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009
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douchestache

(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"

(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.

ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010
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douchetag

Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 November 19, 2015
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Douchetag

An item one can purchase that instantly and almost unequivocally makes them into a douche-bag. Rarely if ever can a douchetag be purchased and put into use without the owner turning complete douche within minutes. Some extremely rare cases are documented but believed to be urban myths. You will know them when you see them, it is science.
Blue Tooth head sets, Ed Hardy or Affliction apparel, Hayabusa Motorcycles (usually persons first motorcycle), Camaros, Lifted trucks that don't go off-road, Lambo Door kits, membership to a tanning salon, Gaudy jewelery, and tribal tattoos are also forms of douchetags.
by Lefty McB August 31, 2010
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Douchebang

noun or verb, to refer to a messed up situation or person in low regard.
"That game is a huge douchebang."

"What a douchebang!"
by MisterTim December 10, 2009
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