The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.
by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019
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A dogtag similar to those worn by military personnel. A douchetag is such only when the accused douchebag who wears it has not actually been in the military
by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009
Get the Douchetag mug.(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010
Get the douchestache mug.Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 November 19, 2015
Get the douchetag mug.An item one can purchase that instantly and almost unequivocally makes them into a douche-bag. Rarely if ever can a douchetag be purchased and put into use without the owner turning complete douche within minutes. Some extremely rare cases are documented but believed to be urban myths. You will know them when you see them, it is science.
Blue Tooth head sets, Ed Hardy or Affliction apparel, Hayabusa Motorcycles (usually persons first motorcycle), Camaros, Lifted trucks that don't go off-road, Lambo Door kits, membership to a tanning salon, Gaudy jewelery, and tribal tattoos are also forms of douchetags.
by Lefty McB August 31, 2010
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