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Douchecon Five

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.
by casejake26 August 28, 2009
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doucherocket

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.
"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"
by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005
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douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
by Modano November 10, 2008
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El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.
Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.
by Douche master May 3, 2008
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doucheroni

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.
1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!
by baltimoron March 11, 2008
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doucheronomy

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
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douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.
Dude, my douchesense is tingling.
by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011
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