Douchebird 

Someone who is the epitome of all douchiness and feels the need to shit all over anything, and anyone, like a bird.

Ray William Johnson is such a douchebird!

Douchebird by Ilovewonkaswilly November 25, 2010

Douchebarge 

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).

OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!

Douchebarge by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011

Douchehand 

That feeling you get when you unknowingly shake hands with a total douchebag.

After being introduced to Chad and shaking his hand I realized that he was a total douchebag and immediately felt a sense of douchehand.

Douchehand by Atlas Rising April 3, 2021

certified douchetard 

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

certified douchetard by lildaywalker November 16, 2009

douchemail 

An email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.

I can't believe he ended his douchemail with, "Please let me know if I'm missing something."

douchemail by Urban LLC December 9, 2008

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

douchetarded by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

douchehorse 

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

douchehorse by zurmalurm May 26, 2009