douchepacker

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

by phreakdb January 23, 2008

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douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

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douchelicker

someone that licks used douches

dude you are such a douchelicker!

by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

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Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.

He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

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A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.

"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."

by Fuck bitches. Get money. July 9, 2017

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