Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.

"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."

by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007

douchiary

do deal with douches

"going to the post office is a douchiary"

by ian Templar February 19, 2009

Doucharama

Anytime when a douche causes a whole lot of drama, so its kind of a double negative

OMG jenny, your douchbag boyfriend is always causing so much doucharama

by caliquake October 26, 2009

douchebar

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.

If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.

by andersonvillain February 25, 2010