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A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.
That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.
Douche by nartmot July 15, 2009
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Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche
That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!
Douche by wari September 19, 2009
Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.
"You're such a douche!"
douche by Dave April 16, 2004
1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.
Douche by YOREMA October 27, 2004
someone,who is simply a waste of air,often very stupid,always tells useless things,who nobody really wants to hear
Guy 1:Here comes the new student.

Guy 2:Yeah,he is such a douche in class.
douche by foursouls1 April 26, 2009
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
douche by M. Milark March 3, 2007
One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser
I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?
douche by Kai from Palo Alto September 16, 2008