2 definition by Kai from Palo Alto

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One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser
I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?
by Kai from Palo Alto September 07, 2006

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Unimaginative, uninteresting, stale, preppy, mainstream, especially in a self-promoting way.
We could go out for free drinks with my douchey i-banker friends.
by Kai from Palo Alto September 07, 2006

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