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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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DM DOES GB

DM DOES GB is a great Sexual reference from the show "The Office."
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How does 'get fucked' sound?

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.
Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.
by smarter than your mum March 30, 2009
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Domestic Entropy

The tendency of a household to became increasingly disorganized, untidy, and unmanagable.

Characteristics:
Rather than compress into small spaces, items tend to redistribute to evenly fill all available space (the Stuffed Animal Effect). Rather than organize into separate, homogeneous, classifiable and finite collections, items tend to mix into heterogenous open sets (the Junk Drawer Effect). Even if they are not used, without intervention items and surfaces inevitably get dirtier and not cleaner (the Crunchy Towel Effect). Partially enclosed items left unobserved for an extended period will, when retrieved for use, contain one or more dead bugs (the Cuisinart Effect). Attempts to organize specific areas will always result in some other area becoming less organized (the Spare Linen Effect).

The tendency of the household toward randomness is a feedback cycle. Disorganization leads to perceived attrition which leads to aquisition of additional items, which in turn increase the Domestic Entropy of the household (the Nine Rolls of Sticky Tape Effect).
I'm in a constant battle against domestic entropy; if I miss my chores one night before bedtime, by the next morning the house is so messy it would be easier to burn it down and build anew than to get it clean again.
by Suzanne Jackowski December 16, 2008
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mesh does doom

A hilarious series of videos posted on www.mackandmesh.com about a very nervous individual playing through various levels of doom 3.
www.mackandmesh.com, your life depends on it
by Mika January 1, 2005
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“does she listen to girl in red?”

A popular phrase used mainly on Tiktok to identify if a girl is a lesbian (or just likes other girls). Girl in red is a popular lesbian singer, so her audience is mainly queer women.
-“Did you see the new tiktok she uploaded? She is SOOO pretty! Should i hit her up?”
-“Idk...”
- “Does she listen to girl in red?”
by pec0n April 26, 2020
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