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Douche Cloud

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.
Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz
by Talamascaa April 15, 2017
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Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.
He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
by mememania November 28, 2020
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Gridlock Douche

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
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Dorchester Mudslide

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.
by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015
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dorcelessness

the feeling of ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬ ͦ̏ͮ̌̒ ̨̡̰̱̩͉̻͈̖̪̺̣̲͓͖̱͙̖̳ ̛̩̮̹͕̲̟͓̰͉͍̩̠͉̰ͯ̐͛̏̈́̏̃ͦ̎̔̊̅ͩ̂ͥ̃͝͠ ̴̧͇̠͖͍̼̗͖̺̟̮̎̌͊̈̅̓ͧ̒ͦ͞ ̧̦̙̩̻͇͓̞͓̟̠̼̮͙̑͛ͧ̄̕͞͝ ̐̀͐̓͐̄̂̆ͨͩ̂̎͛̓̐̒̚ ͉͔͔̟͢ ̶́ͬ͋͢҉̖͕̺̬̕͠ ̴͈̞̻͈̱̭̰͔̟̯̣̼̔͂̋̀͑̌ͣͯ̐̂ͫ͗̽͘͠͝ ͔̹̤̭ͩ̋̏͑͗ͬ̐̉ͪ̎̈́͟͝ ͖̟̼̯͙͖̝̒ͩ̿́͐͌̓̾̚͢͝ ̴̡̫̣̟̲̼̠̮͔̻̻̈͐̄͐́̽͌̈ͤ͝ ̧̡ͥ̿ͤͯ͒̿ͩͬ́̅̚̚҉̤͍̣̺̱͎̝͓̱͕̻̀ͅ ̔̓̆͐̀̐҉̨̕ ̞͚̟̦͈̥̫̲̫̠͖̲̗͇̺̗̲ ̶͉̗̮̖̘̞̦͈͎̪̙͎̠̺̲̥̮̇̂̅ͫ̈̒ͯ̌͛̍͛̏̓͝ ̢̄̑̊͗̍̀̾̓̋͡ ̜͉̳͖̼̺͈͖̫̻̺̜̣̰ ̴̛̦̲̯̺̅ͤ̈ͨ̋ͩ ̵̲̻̝̞͎̦̱̭̺̲̫̤͈̜̦̤̍ͩ̉͐̈́̎ͬ͌̃̚ͅ ̨̋͋ͭ̔ͦ̿̔ͪͯͩͪ́͢͏̨̪̳̻̳̗̖̗͓̫̖̳͕̣̣̙ ̴̧̠̪̪͇͖̝͙͖̮͙̥̙̭̮̝̻ͣ̏̒ͮ̔ͧ̒̃͛͛̄̔̏ͤͨ͗̄ ̢ͪ̿̉ͭ̊ͫ̔̏̂ͫ̑̋̓ͤ̕ ͍̗̮̹̼̫̠̘͕̰͖̠͚̕ ̜͉̣ͧͧ̓̇̆̅̿̉̀̌͒ͦ̋ͦ̿̀͡ ̶̡̻̱͚̲̜͖͎̳̘̖͎̳̺̯ͭͮ͐̑͋͛ͣ͆͊̽͋̔̅́͆̾̎̏́̕ͅ ̶̡̛̪̰͈̪̥̰̤̦̟̼̥̠̼̝͙̣̤̽ͫ̃͒ͭ̏ͤ̅̉ͦ̓̾͊̅ͪ͐ͥ̓̚͡ͅ ̆͋̿̽ͮ̋ͩ͗ͮ̆ͪ̾̅̓̈́ͤ͗̍҉͏͓̜̳̰̙͍̠̩͍͇͇͎̯̮͉̕͞ ̢̡̬͕̞͉̦̂̉͂̅̚͞͠ ́̓̐ͬͦ̌̌ͤ̈́̄͐̄̊͒ ̟͈̱̤̠̦̻̟̞͕͢ͅ ̩̥̭̜̜̝̲͔͓͓̮̖̟͔̞͚̊ͮ̔̒̾̒̎͜͝ ̨̛̞͍̮̳̠̹͖̥̣̠͗͊̈̃͌ͦ̀͠ͅ ̧̢̝̲͈̞͖̮̗̣͉͚̭͈͙̬̣̱̪̌̌͊͗͟͢ ͫ̇ͫ͋ͦͣͧ͊͑̓ͮͥͣ̋ͮͯ̀ ́͘͏̭͚̰͇̹̺̰̠͚̗͇̣̪͍͈̞ ̶̼̬̜̋ͧ̊͗̿ͨͧͪͬ̽̎̏́̊ͭͤ̋́̚͞ ͫ̾ͮ̒̈͊ͨ͂͆͒͑́҉͓̟̭̲̮͇̬̯̜̜̪̺̼̲͕͢͟͜͝ that happens when something really weird and gross happens
yeah yesterday i felt dorcelessness when my crush ate all of my food then started posting nudes on my twitter
by tentilol February 28, 2021
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Mr. Douchebag

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That
Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive
by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021
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Royal Douche

adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.
1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.

2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.
by appleb September 23, 2011
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