Green Dotting

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

by janmas November 16, 2019

Doofing

1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.

1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!

by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017

Dorting

Its not dating, its not courting, its dorting

Alex and sam were dorting

by rene9110 February 12, 2009

doocing

The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.

I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.

by di October 14, 2004

Dotting

The act of starting to type a text message such that the recipient sees dots indicating you're typing, but then stopping to type so that the dots go away.

I texted her to ask if she wants to go out, and she's dotting me!

by rmgn December 18, 2017

Dooping

Dooping another word for pooping outside.

“I was just outside dooping when you called.” “When I use the indoor toilet my feet and legs go numb, the reason they go numb is because I’m so tall and the toilet is too low to the ground and it cuts off my circulation. To keep this from happening I now go outside and squat down to the ground and I call it dooping instead of pooping.

by ventravoo February 27, 2019

Dooming

To doom, to condemn to various things that would ultimately result in death, can also refer to daily, harmless activities.

"So, what are we dooming today?"

"Stop dooming at me!"

"What kind of doom is going on over there?"

by Emik March 5, 2004