A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.
What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.
by John Ebinger November 15, 2003
by Will November 16, 2004
by RedbeanReindeer January 11, 2018
a tv remote controller, used to change the channel when you cant be bothered to get up and change the channel on the tv
by Harrielah March 04, 2008
A very masculine girl, a girl that has facial hair or seems to have an adams apple, a girl that dresses like a man, or sports a mullet.
Girl 1: That guy just went into the girls bathroom!?
Girl 2: Oh Don't worry it's not a guy, it's just a doofer.
Girl 2: Oh Don't worry it's not a guy, it's just a doofer.
by Bella Rose December 24, 2005
Stardew Valley's very own white-trash mom that lives in an Airstream by a river, Pam.
A euphemism for her incredibly thickness and amazing looks that gets anybody of any sexuality hot and heavy.
A euphemism for her incredibly thickness and amazing looks that gets anybody of any sexuality hot and heavy.
by HAggdadad April 19, 2020
a doof-doofer is a guy aged roughly early to mid 20s who is obsessed with their car/s.
their top priority is their car/s, their girl/s (see also: bitch, woman, wench) come second.
their car/s, and any subsequent activities such as polishing, updating and racing their car/s will generally take up more time than anything else in their lives.
doof-doofers can generally be seen hanging around petrol stations in the city late at night accompanied by a possible hundred other peers and their cars, racing each other around the city with their full-sick-subwoofers blaring.
the name originates from the sound of their car as it whizzes past, either full of bass (doof, doof, doof) or techno beats (nns, nns, nns)
their top priority is their car/s, their girl/s (see also: bitch, woman, wench) come second.
their car/s, and any subsequent activities such as polishing, updating and racing their car/s will generally take up more time than anything else in their lives.
doof-doofers can generally be seen hanging around petrol stations in the city late at night accompanied by a possible hundred other peers and their cars, racing each other around the city with their full-sick-subwoofers blaring.
the name originates from the sound of their car as it whizzes past, either full of bass (doof, doof, doof) or techno beats (nns, nns, nns)
girl: hey mom i met this really nice guy, he has a super car and we're going for a drive ok?
mom: i don't want any doof-doofers in this family!!
girl1: so whats your new boyfriend like?
girl2: oh you know, he's a bit of a doof-doofer
girl1: ohhhhh...
mom: i don't want any doof-doofers in this family!!
girl1: so whats your new boyfriend like?
girl2: oh you know, he's a bit of a doof-doofer
girl1: ohhhhh...
by shmal November 07, 2005