Dangled

When a hot girl is macking on you, only because she is bored and waiting for her man to come off stage at the show, only to leave you feeling like a dumbass.

Yo man, that bitch over there was all over me, until her boy came by and scooped her up. Man I just got dangled fo' sho'.

by Delta Romeo March 14, 2011

dangledorph

That thing you found under your moms bed that smells like low tide and burnt KY jelly.

was looking for the cat today and found my moms dangledorph in the dishwasher, it was at least 14 inches long and 4 inches around.

by Captain Bendeco June 25, 2016

dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood

- that dangledong is worse than my fixed dogs ballsack
- your just a fucking dangledong!

by longdong pounder April 19, 2021

Dangled

The Slang "dangled" means: to be put in your place and embarrassed, or be seriously beaten in a game.

"Holy fuck bro, I just Dangled your ass!"

by dammit outstrip queller June 30, 2023

Djangoed (Verb)

Getting busted at and put 6 feet under like Dracko Django.

That nigga Slicer03 got Djangoed (Verb)8 by his whore mother after she sat on him.

by FatherMod November 30, 2023

Danny Dangledick

A guy that runs around in public forcing his dangling dick in peoples asses

"There goes Danny Dangledick!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019