irritating buzzword used by major record labels and media outlets on a slow news day to describe female singers (songs of which are usually prepared by the same three writers) whose musical releases usually consist of the same generic pap and the mainstay of whose audience tends to be depressed housewives who fantasize that the lyrics are about them.
chanteuse is another such buzzword. It should be mentioned that the Canadian corporate media will not hesitate to use said word on front page, even if a bomb has gone off at the U.N. or leprosy has infected the British royal family, to describe irritating women singers such as celine dion, to promote such singers as proud embodiments of Canadiana, despite the fact that if the Canadian populace was forced to sit through a Celine Dion or shania twain concert, twenty percent of Canadians would attempt suicide.
chanteuse is another such buzzword. It should be mentioned that the Canadian corporate media will not hesitate to use said word on front page, even if a bomb has gone off at the U.N. or leprosy has infected the British royal family, to describe irritating women singers such as celine dion, to promote such singers as proud embodiments of Canadiana, despite the fact that if the Canadian populace was forced to sit through a Celine Dion or shania twain concert, twenty percent of Canadians would attempt suicide.
Harry picked up a copy of today's Toronto Star. The small text adjacent to the page listing read "FERGIE 5TH LEPER VICTIM". This seemed like an interesting story...but as he flipped over the paper to read its headline he was confronted by a full-colour protrait of that Quebecois monstrosity with the headline in size-40 type: DIVA DION TOPS. He shook his head. Another slow news day.
by maks August 16, 2004
Get the diva mug.A diva is a female who knows exactly what she wants and how she is going to get it. She will get whatever she wants whenever she wants - No Questions Asked!
A diva is NOT a regular chick! Divas are High Maintenance and Expensive Bitches! Men need lots of money to own us;)
A TRUE diva will do ANYTHING to get what she wants.
So therefore divas are seldomly known as gold diggers because We Divas need money to stay fly. A Diva is often known as a bitch for her dominating attitude.
Divas are also Drama Queens and oh so selfish lol. A diva is by all means a fucking Diva...She is very street smart and extremely wise, knows what to say, how to say it and when to say it. A diva is ALWAYS on point. A diva never lets people know what she got or how she got it. It's all a mystery to everyone and thats a part of her game ;)
A diva must have her way at all times or no way at all because her way is usually the best way. Divas are known to stay Fly; they rock the latest shits, they are seen with the best and are heard with the baddest.
A diva does not have to be skinny, she can be fat nor does a diva have to be beautiful, she can be ugly.
You see being a diva is being all about the attitude and some beautiful girls are just too nice to take a stand.
A diva is NOT a regular chick! Divas are High Maintenance and Expensive Bitches! Men need lots of money to own us;)
A TRUE diva will do ANYTHING to get what she wants.
So therefore divas are seldomly known as gold diggers because We Divas need money to stay fly. A Diva is often known as a bitch for her dominating attitude.
Divas are also Drama Queens and oh so selfish lol. A diva is by all means a fucking Diva...She is very street smart and extremely wise, knows what to say, how to say it and when to say it. A diva is ALWAYS on point. A diva never lets people know what she got or how she got it. It's all a mystery to everyone and thats a part of her game ;)
A diva must have her way at all times or no way at all because her way is usually the best way. Divas are known to stay Fly; they rock the latest shits, they are seen with the best and are heard with the baddest.
A diva does not have to be skinny, she can be fat nor does a diva have to be beautiful, she can be ugly.
You see being a diva is being all about the attitude and some beautiful girls are just too nice to take a stand.
Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson Hicks from the hit TV Show "The Parkers" is a true diva.
Beyonce Knowles is a true diva also.
Beyonce Knowles is a true diva also.
by Natiya July 28, 2006
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by polkadotshorts January 12, 2010
Get the diva mug.Originally a highly respected female star of opera, this word has transcended into any bitch with an attitude and a nice rack, and/or any woman who thinks she is "all that", and/or any woman that any man has jerked off to.
by Sandy June 28, 2004
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Also, it is not uncommon for a diva to get extremely angry when his friends make fun of him for his "diva style."
Also, it is not uncommon for a diva to get extremely angry when his friends make fun of him for his "diva style."
by salthepal December 13, 2009
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Get the diva mug.Generally no longer correlated with the original definition of the successful/adored/talented/beautiful/stylish female icon.
Nowadays it has come to define the materialistic and demanding cuntbag. Most often, this modern low-to-middle-class household 'diva' is not relevant on so much as a local level; let alone the celebrity she tends to perceive herself as (even though she has more myspace friends and photo comments than all of *~da haterz~*.
The self-proclaimed suburb breed of diva is also convinced that she is the blueprint of the ideal woman, while she may appear completely beat to the average onlooker. She also has no education or career credentials to back up her overabundance of confidence. It doesn't matter; you are but another hater sippin' on that bottle of haterade.
Although there is very little significant activity in the lives of this observed diva species, recreation includes:
-updating photos on and checking comments for MySpace page
-raiding the kiosks at the mall which sell knock-off designer handbags
-shoes
-going to clubs, where aging desperates fund their tabs while they dance to the hottest mainstream rap songs and sweat their spray-on tan off
-verbally bashing less 'fabulous' individuals and loathing females more attractive than themselves.
-daddy issues
-participating in petty social drama
-not getting enough dick, thus feeling the need to convince the rest of the humanity of their grandiosity.
Nowadays it has come to define the materialistic and demanding cuntbag. Most often, this modern low-to-middle-class household 'diva' is not relevant on so much as a local level; let alone the celebrity she tends to perceive herself as (even though she has more myspace friends and photo comments than all of *~da haterz~*.
The self-proclaimed suburb breed of diva is also convinced that she is the blueprint of the ideal woman, while she may appear completely beat to the average onlooker. She also has no education or career credentials to back up her overabundance of confidence. It doesn't matter; you are but another hater sippin' on that bottle of haterade.
Although there is very little significant activity in the lives of this observed diva species, recreation includes:
-updating photos on and checking comments for MySpace page
-raiding the kiosks at the mall which sell knock-off designer handbags
-shoes
-going to clubs, where aging desperates fund their tabs while they dance to the hottest mainstream rap songs and sweat their spray-on tan off
-verbally bashing less 'fabulous' individuals and loathing females more attractive than themselves.
-daddy issues
-participating in petty social drama
-not getting enough dick, thus feeling the need to convince the rest of the humanity of their grandiosity.
No, a diva is not "the female version of a hustla", more like the female version of Sean "Puffy" Combs...except broke.
by thesarsvolta February 10, 2009
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