diva-stated 

when a gay man's spirits are crushed because their favorite female performer takes a nosedive personally, professionally or both.

I was diva-stated when Britney became a chunky monkey and had to see shrinks on a minutely basis so should could be deemed fit to take care of her children.

diva-stated by AndyH5678 May 14, 2011

devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

devastated salmon by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

devastated by Eric December 2, 2003

divastated

Melodramatically, histrionically, excessively, upset.

Did you hear?? They bias cut all the wedding reception cucumber sandwiches at the wrong angle! Poor Lucy...she will be divastated.

divastated by wily_codger August 25, 2011

devastated driver 

A variation on the term designated driver. The party to remain sober and pilot the vehicle homeward is devastated due to the fact that they too cannot become wasted, or risk killing themselves, others or worse, getting a dui.

Lets all mob over to that rager on 3rd street. Hey margo, sorry but its your turn to be the devastated driver.

devastated driver by jeff matthews December 25, 2006

divastated

The state of being so devastated, and also so fabulous, that you have to on the daybed (a couch will do in a pinch) all day and have people bring you treats and intoxicants.

A. After her break-up with the prince of Williamsburg, Claire was so divastated that we had to work in shifts just to keep her pillows fluffed and her glass full.

B. How does she always look impeccable even when she's in a state of divastation? It must be the waterproof mascara.

divastated by Lady Khalayha April 17, 2013

Devastated 

Feeling of confusion

When we failed as a class I fell devastated

Devastated by Rrrtttt November 7, 2021