Disillusionment

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.

Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

disallusioned

not correct in any context or circumstance; anything Anna says that disagrees with TRedE; see wrong

Anna is always disallusioned.

by TRedE March 31, 2005

post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Dickillusionment

The disappointment in dick felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Christie's growing dickillusionment came to a head after a particularly unsatisfying shag with Monty.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.

Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.

by QuacksO May 16, 2022

Deillusional

Part of Speech: Adjective

Definition: 1. Pertaining to the active, conscious process of stripping away one's own harmful delusions or ego-driven blockages in order to perceive reality clearly.

2. The ethical refusal to use linguistic euphemisms or dream-logic to justify harmful behavior.

(Note: Often conceptualized philosophically as De_ill_usion, representing the removal of the psychological "illness" trapped within normal human "illusion".)

Pronunciation: /di -ɪˈlu ʒənl/

"To break free from the corrupting systems of the modern world, the educated class must take a deillusional approach to their own success, recognizing that their power is merely a temporary stage play."

by ARE_WIND February 20, 2026

a dillusional bitch

a dillusional bitch is merely a psychotic bitch that will sell a dream so well that she will believe her own bullshit illusions, a dillusional bitch will find a way to fuck the whole world up around you because she is so fucking dillusional and will do whatever it takes to find a way to ruin your fucking life. fuck dillusional bitches, these bitches can be so fucking retarded that they literally become what we define as dillusional bitches.

amy said she was pregnant, but wanted to have a baby so bad that she was so dillusional to the fact the pregnancy test was negative but strongly believed it was positive to the point she was dillusional to her own illusions. this is symptoms of a dillusional bitch.

by mrdelgottorobotto69 November 14, 2022