by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020
Get the discombobulated potato siopao fish mug.Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.
Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.
Dick with uni brow: Wtf?
Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!
Dick with uni brow: Wtf?
Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!
by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008
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-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!
by sportsdude88 April 3, 2010
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Get the discombobulated mug.The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.
Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.
Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.
Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008
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