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One Direction

A band that makes parents go the other direction
by Fieldhockey90315 December 31, 2014
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one direction

the biggest liars and five boys who all failed maths. 18 MONTHS DOES NOT EQUAL 5 YEARS! also lou, 36+6 isn’t 38

also

larry is real
do you know one direction?

oh you mean the biggest liars of our century who still break our hearts without even doing anything.... yes i do
by harryandlouis May 30, 2020
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Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, scariest, horniest fandom out there. Known for blogging 24 hours a day and writing the best gay smut that you will ever read, directioners are secretly insecure but hide it with amazing humour. Directioners have terms for everything: Fake Fans, supporting people together, young fans, girlfriends, etc. Many common, carrot-y inside jokes include 10.2 inches, carrots, spoons, cats, mirrors, etc.

Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.
Person1: Hey, Why does Becky look so tired?
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.
by Auden West May 29, 2013
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potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”
by sakasirat July 9, 2021
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One Direction Hater

Someone who doesn't like One Direction. Someone with no taste in music. Someone who's just pressed for no reason.
Person 1: I'm a One Direction Hater
Person 2: *walks away*
by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021
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Directioners

Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!
Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
by Harryseyeball May 24, 2014
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Prime Directive

In Star Trek it is the General Order 1 of the Starfleet and an oath every Starfleet Personnel has to take and uphold, even if it means death to them or their crew.

As the right of each sentient species to live in accordance with its normal cultural evolution is considered sacred, no Starfleet personnel, Federation citizen and/or representative may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture. Such interference includes introducing superior knowledge, strength, or technology to a world whose society is incapable of handling such advantages wisely. Starfleet personnel may not violate this Prime Directive, even to save their lives and/or their ship/installation, unless they are acting to right an earlier violation or an accidental contamination of said culture. This directive takes precedence over any and all other considerations, and carries with it the highest moral obligation.

The Prime Directive is overridden by:
* Omega Directive (Top Secret)
* General Order 24

Furthermore, Federation Citizens are not bound to the Prime Directive.
The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules; it is a philosophy... and a very correct one. History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous. --Jean-Luc Picard, 2364

Someday my people are going to come up with some sort of a doctrine, something that tells us what we can and can't do out here; should and shouldn't do. But until somebody tells me that they've drafted that... directive... I'm going to have to remind myself every day that we didn't come out here to play God. --Captain Jonathan Archer, 2151
by Aendaeron May 22, 2016
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