A total douchebag. Loves being with his/her mom on any occasion. May excell in school but has no friends. Also may be someone who is horrible in bed. A disgrace to society. If you ever find yourself with this person, you know you are a fag.
by tyedye95 February 24, 2009
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Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'
I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'
I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'
by denalipark227 April 25, 2010
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usually made for girls and some guys use them if they are gay.
usually made for girls and some guys use them if they are gay.
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! this dilldo is making me wet! look! it is 12 in. long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! way better than a man!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOO YEA!! in and out in and out!!!!!
by bigtit July 28, 2007
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Get the dilldozer mug.Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."
by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009
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