Dike

The sexiest Nigerian man you'll ever lay your lonely eyes on. This the hardest working dude you'll ever meet. If you have the privilege of breathing the same air as a Dike, you no longer need to wake up in the mornings because at that moment, you can consider your life complete. A Dike is someone who is incredibly talented, compassionate, and intelligent. Dikes are often the ones who got away... so don't fuck it up.

Boy: "The internet says 'dike' is a long wall built to prevent flooding..."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."

by bugatti227 November 22, 2021

diking

dorm hiking:
idk it's a thing now

I couldn't fall asleep so I decided to go diking."

by heythereholly October 22, 2012

dike

Dikes protect the crops and plants when it rains, the rain that fall but is rejected by the dike the water will go to a pit or a hole to where it creates a puddle and they will eventually use that water.

The Sumerians built dikes to protect their crop and plants.

by Fruity_Tooty November 30, 2015

dike

1) A drainage ditch predominately used for corpse disposal.
2) A group of ninjas hiding in a paper bag.

"'ey, Vinny, throw that there corpse into the dyke, wouldya."

by Wod February 8, 2003

Dike

A straight women who is usually very attractive.

Man, look at that dike!

by FizzyMilk May 20, 2010

Diked

when a person, usually a lesbian or scrawny male, spikes their hair. Forming ones hair in a way that would resemble that of a dike.

Carly diked her hair.

by mynoduesp69 November 11, 2009

dike

A kid from west haven who is on the swim team for it. Yes his first name is really Dike. his parents were on heroin when they named him, probably after his mother because she is a secret "Dyke". he is a fucking moron senior, and he likes a freshman, whats up with that. i hate this kid more than anything in the whole world. im out to go kick his ass.

I fucking hate dike's guts.

by Bob Pimer January 5, 2005