dipster

A connoisseur of the hottest new dips.

Used ironically when hipsters are mentioned (typically on Facebook or Something Awful).

a: Fuck you, hipster.
b: I'm not a hipster; I'm a dipster.
a: I love dip!
b: Have you tried the new Jamaican neo-ranch, the biggest new dipster garabe in fodue fork magazine?

by Disappointed Urban Dict User February 16, 2010

dipster

someone who tries to act cool but is actually a complete idiot.(aka-a nerd)

Our teacher is such a dipster when it comes to talking to us.

by Becky March 1, 2004

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

disteramental

1. Very sad and hopeless, almost like depressed, but much worse.

2. Letting yourself live just to suffer life even more, even though you are very sad.

"Ash," Scott said,"you are you ok?"
"Yea," she sighed,"I am just disteramental."
"Oh. At least you aren't distarnated."

by Fearain May 12, 2009

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.

30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.

by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017

Disteria

A word used to describe a shit minecraft server with a shit event manager.

Wow that server is so Disteria!! Their event manager is so jamesdakill

by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018