dicktator

controlling jerk, usually is abusive, as well, but not always. also thinks he can control everyone in sight. stereotypical Evil Ex. A dickhead, basically.

girl: owwwwww! my boyfriend hit me again!
friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

Dicktater

A mis-spelt version of Dictator.

In this case used as a joke term for a Dictator who is an ass (as many are).

Also can be extended as "Greasy Dicktaters", a common used name to insult fellow political members.

Politic1: That dicktater needs to be hung!
Politic2: Agreed to that! Hang him high!
Politic3: Very high! And VERY dry indeed!
Dicktater: Lol Wut?

by Spaztik-Plaztik June 12, 2007

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dicktator

a person who drills a hole in a potato puts the potato on his dick with a paper bag on his head and runs in the direction the dicktator points

he was a dicktator for halloween.

by deacon012005 July 12, 2007

Urban dicktated

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.

A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.

by Aprendy November 18, 2018

dick twat

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.

Oi, dick twat, come here

by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007