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dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.
At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.
by Carlbud September 1, 2013
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dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.
Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.
by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016
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Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about
I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.
by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020
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Dyckstracted

When the dick is so good you lose focus
She was so dyckstracted that she let him use her credit card, after cosigning for his new car.
by DACK2017 October 23, 2017
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Urban dicktated

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.
A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.
by Aprendy November 18, 2018
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distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.
I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican
by SwapGuy November 13, 2009
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don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar
you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*
by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021
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