Definitions by just_a_bored_person

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

cat by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021

don't get distracted 

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

don't get distracted by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021