dicktatership

the act of putting your penis on potatoes making it float on the water.

"I used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."

by cttn November 6, 2019

Dicktater

1.) An individual with Political delusions of godhood and an aptitude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) A President(usually but not necessarily male) with a penis resembling an over grown Idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . To: Rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. All persons who fill the description of "Yes Men" "Rah Rah" boys/girls or Latas (former word donated by W.S. Burroughs). Also, pore,pour,poor people, Who have not the intestinal fortitude to "get the f' out and vote", for an honest "Human Peoples" president.

3.) An over grown Idaho Russet Spud, used occasionally in lesbian or homosexual sex rituals. Usually, these are washed, sliced, JoJo fried and fed to Politicians as retribution. See: Dicktator1&2

1.) Momma, dat man has a Dicktaters tastes fo sho', you see what he done to them Arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) "and then the bastard split me open like a woods beaver in loggin' season him with a Dicktater the size of an elephant tool."

3.) Individuals like the Bushes, Huseins, Bin Laudins, Pol Pots, Markos, Muselinis, Francos, Hitlers, and Gengis Khans, are all Dicktaters.

by Thomas B. Perry November 4, 2004

dicktape

someone who clings or hangs around gay people or just losers

"dude, jeremy is such dicktape"

by fuck-a-roma smith October 10, 2011

dicktalk

Using your dick to talk.

You: Hey baby what's shakin'?
Chick: ...
You: I got this package for ya.
Chick: Cut the dicktalk and let's bang already.

by eepman September 16, 2009

dicktate'a

(pronounced with a short a at the end)

1. A man that controls a woman's dreams, time, mind, body and soul.

Karen had aspirations of being a TV talk show host until she got involved with a dicktate'a .

Girl, I had to get rid of him because he was trying to be a dicktate'a. Now, I have freedom to BE me.

by Renaissance* February 21, 2008

dicktate

(v) To utilize one's phallus (schwanz) to unambiguously convey a message or command in lieu of more traditional communication forms such as the spoken or written word., usually to compel another person into a sexual and/or degrading act.

"It was so hot when he dicktated that I book my business flight as he held me down, bent over the desk with my skirt pulled up. I felt like Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary!"

by tessmonroe June 6, 2014

dicktater

a tatertot in the shape of a long cylinder about the size an shape of a fish stick or phallus.

A: "This fish stick tastes like a tatertot."

B: "It's not a fish stick. It's a dicktater."

A: "Ewww!"

by wouldaben December 20, 2010