dickulator

A combination of a calculator and a dictionary. A term commonly used by high school geometry students.

George: "Dude I can't spell isosceles"
Bob: "Here, borrow my dickulator"

by Dickulator69 October 14, 2009

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dickstomp

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.

my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.

by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008

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Dickstorm

The sudden appearance of a large quantity of dicks.

I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.

by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012

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The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004

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dickslit

Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.

It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.

Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"

Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"

by Bobsterman November 9, 2008

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