dickriff

Someone who is/acts like an insufferable douchebag.

"Don't even waste your time; that guy is a total dickriff!"

by toxicorange May 24, 2009

dickrider

someone who is a follower not a leader

Look at Maria shes copying my style what a dickrider!

by Carla Alfaro February 28, 2003

shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/

1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"

by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007

dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006

Dickriculous

Something so ridiculous, it's dickriculous.

Did you see McGrady's dunk in the All Star Game where he threw the ball off the glass to himself? That was fucking dickriculous.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015

Dickcipline

The willpower to not bed a woman instantly even though you want to ravage her soft, supple body like a wild animal ripping through animal flesh.

This girl stayed at my place last night and we were making out but I totally practiced good dickcipline. I didn't know I had it in me. I must like her.

by Pucas Leters December 9, 2008