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dickload

a lot of something or a huge amount.
man i got a dickload of air on that last jump!

i love you a dickload.
by Pimpin8Athlete April 30, 2006
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Lightspeed Dickslam

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
by VI6VI August 5, 2011
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Dickosaur

describing somebody in a negative manner.
The origin of this word comes from fifa 09. After referring to ronaldinho as "Ronoldinosaur" we shortened it to "dinosaur" and then simply just to "Dickosaur". Dickosaur seemed a proper term because if you had him on your team, you would kill everybody at fifa, labeling you and your star player as a dick, or a "dickosaur".

Today, this term can always be used in everyday life. It is mostly used after somebody does something that would be considered "dick". Such as fucking your bestfriends girlfriend or eating all of the steak out of the refrigerator.

"dude your a fucking dickosaur, all you had to do was tell me that you used my beard trimmer to trim your pubes, now i have fucking pubes all over my face!"

"i can tell that your dads a dickosaur, he doesn't let you do anything and always gets you in trouble"
by GmoneySags November 14, 2009
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Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011
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Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
by mckphilby October 6, 2009
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dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!
Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!
by n2funsd February 3, 2010
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Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.
Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.
by Slavman October 1, 2010
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