(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008
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by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008
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a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....
dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*
by the legend of chong January 15, 2010
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Get the dickfinger mug.1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.
by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003
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2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
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