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Dorkmonger

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008
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dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.
"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."
by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008
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dickdodger

a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....
dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*
by the legend of chong January 15, 2010
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dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.
I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.
by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005
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dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.
by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003
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dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna
by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008
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Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger
Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.
by DickBooger July 10, 2017
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