dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!

by falic cymble April 23, 2010

dicknose

When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.

ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"

by JDubbbb January 13, 2007

dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

by nick April 7, 2005

Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

Dicknose

A person who does not take helpful advice and fails due to being hard headed.

Dancee is a fuckin dicknose

by The 1 who gotcha April 9, 2017