Dick Cheese

The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

dick cheese

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese

by RussNyc September 9, 2006

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

Dick cheese

Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed

Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more

by to pro for sho July 15, 2009

dick cheese mcgee

A person with a lot of dick cheese, and eats it.

Wow, that's some scrumptious dick cheese mcgee, Devin.

Thanks, Jim.

by BurningJew04 December 9, 2016