Diago

Normally a Diago is a tall mix raced human from London. He is big and scary and a force to be reckoned with. A Diago is a kind hearted individual who can take jokes and also make the best jokes. He is sexy and has a massive pecker that would make any girl scream for more. If a diago comes past In your life, don’t lose him because he won’t come back

Wow did you just see diago walk past. He’s a dreamer

by Larrysaurusrl Rex February 3, 2020

django freeman

The most bad ass black man to ever kill white folk for money

"This is my deputy, Django Freeman."

by ImHeisenberg April 21, 2014

self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion

Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.

by bpipic April 8, 2010

dingoberries

1) Australian Delicacy surrounding the rim of Sidney.
2) Dinglerries -(See dingleberry, dinglestone) in Australia.

1) We were backpacking and staying at the youth hostels while we were in Australia last year. Some of the locals pointed out some small brown pellets on the ground and called them dingoberries. They told us they were rich in proteins and could sustain a Dingo for months without another type of food. They didn't taste very good, but we ate them every chance we got. It allowed us to spend another month on the funds we came with.
2) We were on our flight back to LA when a Sydney native told us we had been eating rabbit shit for a month.

by Wisk January 30, 2008

diagonalize

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

by MikeS August 15, 2006

Frothie Dingo

A person that is extremely excited about the current situation that is occurring.

Generally involving, having a frothie, punching a dart or ripping some max doughies.

*Jonno cracks a cold one during smoko*
You: Jonno your a bit of a frothie dingo aren't ya!

by Daniel Burgers November 22, 2018

Diagnoogle

To diagnose a medical issue using Google.

Dont diagnoogle your problems. You should really see a doctor.

by haledaniels January 9, 2011