Dango are a cute bunch of sweet dumblings that come in an assortment of colors. They can be out the star fish any day cuz of their fucking cuteness. They have a large family and they love each other very much. They have a theme song called Dango Daikazoku which is the ending of the amazing show Clannad. When otakus (anime fans) hear the song they butts into tears cuz its the shit and it kinda sad ... but still the shit.
Person: what the fuck is that
me: the dango family
person: dango is food
me: dango are cute creature that could eat you ANY DAY (not really)
Person: .... okay?
me: the dango family
person: dango is food
me: dango are cute creature that could eat you ANY DAY (not really)
Person: .... okay?
by Sarah-Bear ♡ July 06, 2014
A compete and utter fanny head who lacks any manliness whatsoever
originated from the word "Fandango" which is greek for vagina
originated from the word "Fandango" which is greek for vagina
when a man complains about you eating food which fell on the floor....Dango
when a man turns down a session to study...Dango
when a man dosn't drink tea/beer while taking a shit....Dango
when a man dosn't walk around his own bedroom without pants on....Dango
when a man chooses salmon over beef at a wedding...Dango
when a man dosn't scratch himself in puplic....Dango
when a man dosn't eagle fat birds...Dango
when a man complains when he's been Goated...Dango
And so fourth.....
when a man turns down a session to study...Dango
when a man dosn't drink tea/beer while taking a shit....Dango
when a man dosn't walk around his own bedroom without pants on....Dango
when a man chooses salmon over beef at a wedding...Dango
when a man dosn't scratch himself in puplic....Dango
when a man dosn't eagle fat birds...Dango
when a man complains when he's been Goated...Dango
And so fourth.....
by Dangoman August 23, 2011
by William Stanley October 26, 2005
Another word for a Dick.
by Mike Jones numba 2 June 17, 2009
by BLiSSmE10 November 29, 2016
G'day mate! You see that dango? It's so big, it would probably not fit into a gallon container of Vegemite.
by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 17, 2019
1.)An exclamation of utter surprise.
by Chris Biggity July 05, 2005