by pikoooooChode April 5, 2009
by aclean February 3, 2010
A person who consistently talks over you in a conversation. Who is also a hard headed stubborn human, who believes they are right in any situation. They also tend to hold things over your head for years to come.
by DrPenis3 November 29, 2019
Someone who already knows how the world works in every way you can imagine someone who wants things she can’t have someone who likes to play on her phone all day and google stuff and read about stuff and someone who gets tired of trying to get what she wants really quickly someone who loses patience really quickly
Wow look at Diane have you noticed how she is always playing on her phone all day and likes to google stuff that no one cares about which isn’t a bad thing obviously but I’m just saying
by Revampedagain July 11, 2023
A mother who is way over protective. calls to check up around 8. makes sure hes home by 10:30, if home later than that she grounds the child. calls up childs friends parents if child friend does not want to be friends with her chil.This extreme paranoia is due to insufficient amounts of income. another word for pysco bitch.
Example 1
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
Nate: ya
Example 2
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
mom: NO!
friend: fine
(after lunch)
friend:your moms such a diane.
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
Nate: ya
Example 2
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
mom: NO!
friend: fine
(after lunch)
friend:your moms such a diane.
by k-trizzle May 18, 2006
Like Karen’s want to speak to the manager, Diane’s are a more relaxed middle-aged middle class woman, Diane’s enjoy drinking wine and work gossip and school-ground parent gossip, Diane’s meet at the diet club (weight watchers usually) and usually do aerobics and Pilates, Diane’s are usually frugal with money, look down at the poorer classes, and they usually think their offspring is smarter than anyone else and usually sends them to after school club, Diane’s are well off but not private school rich. Diane’s usually enjoy trying to be modern they try iPhones and all the latest fads and trends like dehydrated frying equipment etc
Diane lost 2 pounds at weightwatchers this week so she celebrated with a glass of wine at the local wine bar while her offspring attended drama club.
by YorkshirePride February 11, 2020