despacito 2

Something so epic even CNN has to break the news to the world

My nigga: YO DID U SEE DESPACITO 2 IS BEING RELEASED?

Me: YO SHIT DOGG THATS EPICCCC 👌🏼😂👌🏼

by Dr. Clitorious June 11, 2018

This is so sad Alexa play despacito

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”

by Bakuclout July 6, 2018

Despacito 2

a new game on Nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, Mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, Justin Bieber, twitter, star wars, the Spanish language, and many others. It was created by NASA and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. Despacito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.

man boi 1 DUDE FAM I BROKE MY LEG MAN HOW AM I GONNA PERFORM THIS MONTH?
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.

by aqua danker June 15, 2018

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

A phrase used when something sad occurs.

"My girlfriend broke up with me."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."

by 80'sglam July 11, 2018

desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

workplace despair

A common state of mind in the helping professions in the United States, especially in institutional settings.

Lately, working in the prison, due primarily to the unfathomable paperwork, I am experiencing workplace despair about fifty percent of the time.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2019

despayeeto

The cancerous song Despacito combined with the word "Yeet", thus creating a new word which basically means this cancerous song being more cancerous than before.

Damn, Jordan is being a big Despayeeto right now.

by 420_69xDSupremeGodDx69_420 June 7, 2018