Definitions by Bakuclout

Sparkling water 

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

Sparkling water by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

This is so sad Alexa play despacito 

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”

This is so sad Alexa play despacito by Bakuclout July 6, 2018