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Lower second-class honours degree in the UK
This is the second division of second-class degrees and is abbreviated as "2:2" or "II.ii" (pronounced two-two).

In rhyming slang a lower second-class honours degree is known as a "Desmond", after Desmond Tutu.
"I missed out on a 2-1, I got a Desmond"
by GMC1963 January 25, 2016
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Desmond

Probably the best guy ever. At first he's shy but once he comes out of his shell he's a total fun loving nutcase. He's witty, smart, handsome, romantic and caring. He can play mad guitar too. If you ever meet a Desmond you'll probably fall head over heels and then see HIS MASSIVE COCK.
"Oh hey girl I heard you're dating Desmond?"
"Yeah omg and I saw his dick last night and it's the size of a black mans! HE RIPPED ME IN HALF!"
"Man! I have to get me a Desmond!"
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Desmond Miles

A main character in the gaming series 'Assassin's Creed'. Descendant of both Altair Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Desmond was kidnapped by the Templar organisation known as 'Abstergo' in order to obtain information on the location of the 'Apple of Eden' by use of the 'Animus'.

Throughout the series, Desmond has been learning the skills of the Assassins through the 'Bleeding Effect', a by-product of using the animus.

He is part of the modern day 'Assassin Order', also involving Rebecca Crane, Lucy Stillman (a former employee of Abstergo) and Shaun Hastings.
AC fan 1 - 'I think Ubisoft will make a game with Desmond Miles as the main character.'

AC fan 2 - 'Yeah, but I hope it isn't going to be the next one after Revelations.'
by eternaltsukuyomi August 23, 2011
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Desmond Dekker

I can't believe that no one defined him yet. He is only one of the coolest legends to ever exist. Born Desmond Adolphus Dacres on July 16, 1941. Was a pioneer of first-wave ska in the sixties with his group the Aces, and the best known performer outside Jamaica before Bob Marley. Ska Boss.
The first time I ever heard Israelites I thought I landed in ska heaven. Long live Desmond Dekker.
by Orange Lady August 8, 2008
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Desmond

Desmond is a cute, shy, bubbly, kind, free spirted youthful but also kinda clumsy and airheaded boy who loves to make people happy even though he isn't always happy himself. But he can also be a bit mean and a follower he just wants to be accepted and loved.
He is such a Desmond!
by Dshmoney69 November 6, 2018
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DesmondMoon

A moderator for the LCL known for having an exceptionally large thumb.
I can’t believe Desmondmoons’ thumb is bigger than a moose Dick
by IanHawks February 11, 2021
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Desmond Elliott

An idiot that his name can be gotten from a toilet Desmond Elliott is the cause to all evil and bad things that happens in Nigeria, Desmond Elliott is also a father to all the youths in Nigeria an old man older than Methuselah he's over 10,000 years old
Amaka don get Belle who cause am na Desmond Elliott,
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