Denise

A beautiful woman. Very athletic and flexible. She had a amazing personality and is very peaceful. She is a great girlfriend. Denise's are also loyal and reliable. They are very thoughtful. Always give never take. They often get their heart broken. They deal with alot but always manage to get through it by their selves. They are very independent and sexy. Also great in bed !

If you've been hurt. Call Denise, she can heal your pain and always be there for you

by Im_Inlove December 23, 2014

Danish exit

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.

A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"

by Derpenstein1977 October 11, 2013

Danish Trebuchet

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.

Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.

by Davids Towels October 25, 2014

Dirty Denise

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!

Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!

by BigDickDaddyBornInCincinnati December 8, 2018

Denisa

Denisa is a beautiful green eyes girl. She loves to draw and she likes helping people. She is skinny, has a beautiful hair. She is very caring and cute

Oh it's Denisa. Look at her eyes

by Random. X. July 7, 2019

Danish Oven

When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.

Christ, Homer just gave us the Danish Oven

by Yeggo June 29, 2007

Denisse

A denisse is with out a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends. If you have a denisse as a friend, keep her, becuase losing her would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Denisse's are the most amazing, fantastic, funny, and passionate girls ever. They are the best possible friend that you could ever ask for. Always willing to help you no matter what. If you are in need of anything, denisse is the one to call. No matter what. They tend to be very shy, just take time to talk to her and get to know her you are guaranteed to love this rare beauty. Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful big eyes, and shiny brown hair. She is the best girlfriend a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth. She is always give, never take. She is not one to take advantage of you, although she is often taken for advantage. She is not the most outgoing person and guys tend to get bored of her after just a little while. They dont give her a chance. Worst mistake ever. She is a Goddess in human form. Absolutely perfect in every way. If you find a denisse, latch on for dear life. She is a life-long friend. Never let her go. Love her till the end. She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises. Usually they are very passionate about animals and nature as well.

I can't live without my denisse.

To have a denisse is to live happy.

by goddesses1 June 5, 2011