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Democracy

Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!
Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."

Iam *sigh* "......."

Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."

Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"

Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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Democracy

Codename for invasion. Often used in the context of oil, but works with practically any nationalized industry / trade.
We will be bringing democracy to Iraq.
by Clay_ August 3, 2022
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democracy

"The worst system, except for all the others"
by bimboblonde May 12, 2004
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democracy

Four wolves and one lamb voting on lunch.
Democracy is unfair at times.
by Leo Fung April 13, 2005
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democracy

n. - a government in which the people elect their dictators.
In this democracy, we must make petitions to stop our politicians from inacting crazy laws.
by mugree December 3, 2011
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democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.
"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman
by IkeM September 28, 2003
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democracy

1) When kleptocrats brainwash the dumbest 51% of a population into believing that they're making their own choices.

2) When the United States brainwashes or pays a violent mob(s) in another country to topple a democratically elected government and murder everyone who could be an obstacle to US policy.

3) Fascism.

4) When 3 or more scientists enter a room and force all of the religious people to leave so they can have a serious discussion.
Nazi Germany was a democracy.
CIA fiend: Elon Musk needs lithium. It is time to bring democracy to Bolivia.
CIA tool: I love democracy and freedom. Democracy is the most valuable thing in the world and democracy is the only principal of moral value. Democracy is always moral and people cannot have moral or ethical principals without democracy.
Confused Scientist: We can use the democratic process to halt climate change.
by Harold13 July 12, 2022
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